ive just found out that my parents are going out together and they are not going to be home over the weekend! i dont know whether its going to be a good thing or a bad thing. last time they went away, my brother and i were put up with my aunt. BUT IT WAS SUPER COOL THERE! as in she just bought that house and it was like 3 weeks old? so we went and and everything is like super new. and its quite sad she had me stay in her house. i feel really bad now.

Things that i did wrong in her house:

1. i walked into the room with cup noodles. i was studying and eating. i bent down to pick up the shou ce that i dropped and BOOM the cup noodles spilt. the noodles destroyed the stylish tiling while the soup destroyed the bed.

2. i ate up all her food supplies. shes got 5 growing boys and 1 growing girl. i take it that i count for 2 growing boys. so she has to go shopping for food every 2 days! i think i burned a hole in her pocket.

3. i drank up all the bandung. bandong. bundong. watever u call that drink. there was so much and it was really cold and nice and then i just realised i drank it all up. woops

4. i dropped her hair drier. on her stylish tiling in the toilet.

5. i had a pillow fight with my cousins that ended me wheezing and she freaked out cos she thought i needed medication (btw her husband is a blood doctor)

6. i was sitting on the window ledge playing the computer and this one made her freak REALLY BAD!!! she was like [opens door] "Jon uh can you... JON WAT ARE U DOING THERE? EH UH TAKE YOUR TIME TO COME DOWN! THE LEDGE VERY DANGEROUS! HOW COULD YOU..." so that was really bad of me.

7. i was playing around witht he nice pebbles outside the door. and she thought the neighbour was playing with it.

8. something happened to the printer. k this was just wierd. i switched it on, printed it and boom it died.

9. i lost 3 tennis balls for her. one day, my cousin and i went to the court to play tennis. her condo is in the Shelford area. now this area is really amazing cos somehow they managed to cramb 7+ condos along this shelford road which goes deep inside bukit timah. so like theres this condo called Shelford Cove, the next one called Shelford Heights etc... so hers is all the way in so then we were playing tennis. and i accidentally hit 5 over to the other Shelford thingummy condo, which sadly hit the guard house. so i sneaked into the back gate of the Shelford thingummy condo to try pick up the balls. i found 2 in the bushes and then i saw 3 placed neatly along the side of the road. just as i was about to reach there, this security guy comes out, and i freak out and run away.

i think thats y my parents dont want to suggest living with relatives again. but she wouldnt mind. she always asks me to come over. im a super bad nephew. talking about nephew, i have ONE!!! woot. but then hes older than me. i mean like im the youngest child in my family. most of them are now like 18+? cos my dad is the youngest on his side and my mum is the youngest on her side so now im the youngest on all sides. and so my cousin, who happens to be the daughter of my aunt who is the oldest on my dad side happens to have a son who happens to be older than me, which makes me the uncle. XD

so im still wondering wat to do when my parents are away...

Jonathan Lian blogged @ 5:16 PM