this is damn farni: http://media.libsyn.com/media/mb/tmbs-060822-a_harmless_podcast.mp3

clam is humful so dont eat it...

anyway the bishan gay is the bloodiest gay i have ever known in my life. i just realised that the reason he takes 156 is cos it is the only bus that links RI to Chinese High, J8 to King albert park. Apparently, these are the places where he gets the highest influx of uh boy students. whenever i past by him at kfc, he gives me the shivers.

A while ago, maybe a month or 2 back, i realised he was trailing me. i had just left kfc and he stood up and started following me. i was like "ok lor! follow then follow. COME LAH!!!" so then he just waited at the bus stop, staring at me the whole time. i was quite irritated. then 156 came i and kind of knew he was going to take it. so i went up and sat behind this group of boys. and the bishan gay, i mean hes so gay that he must sit opposite u and stare at u. so i was sitting and these boys were blocking his view so he leaned forward to try to peak at me. then he got pissed and moved to the seat beside me. this relli freaked me out. then this girl she sat in between me so he moved to the seat behind me. i could feel his gay breath breathe on me. SICK! now everyone was staring at me cos they were wondering why he was staring at me. i alighted at some ulu bus stop. AND HE FOLLOWED ME DOWN! i mean normally he just stares at me and when i leave, he just sits on the bus, staring out of the window at me. BUT THIS TIME HE WENT DOWN WITH ME! so i just sat on the bench. next to me were these old pple so they did not really care about him. but i mean its quite obvious hes staring at me when he stands facing me, his back towards the road. its quite obvious that he is not planning to flag a bus. so i waited for 20 minutes before 186 came. i knew he wouldnt dare take this bus. i mean, i bet he hasnt even seen this bus in his life. so i walked up and just when the door was closing, he quickly squeezed through and growled at the bus driver. then he sat opposite me, leaning forward to stare at me. i mean now its so gross and freaky. and he doesnt even know where he is going? what a loser. so then every stop, he panics and looks out of the window to see where we are going. now its my turn to smile back at him cos hes lost. OWNED. but when i smiled, he gave me that sick grin and inched forward. so the next stop i quickly dropped and thank goodnesss he didnt go down with me. the KFC guy just got removed. i hope he goes and replaces the KFC guy's spot.

i'll have to add the links this weekend. now im quite busy doing worksheets.

Jonathan Lian blogged @ 9:07 PM