wahhhh. i completely screwed it up today. i thot it was supposed to talk about a yan3 jiang3 gao3 but its actually an advert.

so it read "good morning class and teacher, i am jonathan lian enyong from 2P and would like to present these 3 stationery: 3 holed hole puncher, 3 holed file and 3 holed paper."

and so this horrible chinese went on... and on... with a few "then"s and also random words like "function" and then YuHsuen kept on laughing nonstop then everyone started laughing cos it was so screwed that Guo lao shi also started laughing. then i was like "gg" then i start laughing too then the stupid camera filmed it all down. im a failure in chinese. i mean i was screwing up so bad in my demo i tore the paper i shouldnt hav torn and i was using so much english. i think ill redo it. and add a new feature: self-defence.

new chinese phrases i came up with:

ying3 yang3 han4 (vitamin han)
jing4 wen2 jian4 jia2 (ken folder)
zi4 wo3 jia1 hui1 (use your own jiahui)
yang2 yu3 hsuen1 gao4 (yuhsuen's announcement)

Jonathan Lian blogged @ 8:20 PM