im sick and tired of kfc. i just blew it today. for the fourth time this week, i hav eaten kfc. and the service sux. to think i ate there 4 times! i think im going to die. today, the only good thing about eating at kfc was because my fren was treating me cos i helped him do something and the bishan gay wasnt there. kfc has the worst service in the world. when i got there, it was completely crowded. i mean there were pple standing up to eat? wow. but good thing we got seats. and then i had 5 pple in front of me which took me 30 minutes! 30 MINUTES! how fast can kentucky fast chicken be? but i went to kfc instead of macs because kfc is nicer plus cheaper plus transfat. then there was this entire family which came to eat lunch- father, mother, grandmother, 1 son, 2 daughters and domestic help. thats a total of 7! in this super crowded place where everyone is squished! thank goodness i was in front of them. i mean how would all of them sit? they should remove that stupid grinning colonel and add more seats outside like macs. i mean wat can the colonel do? not like u press a button on his shirt and he will play music. at least at macs, kids want to take a picture of some spastic red hair guy but who wants to take a picture of an old balding man with a cane? kids are freaked out by canes! and i bought a 2 piece chicken meal at 5.95 and when i get back home, i see this coupon sheet in the mail which has coupons for 3.95 2 piece chicken meal. that really pisses me off.

well back to the humongous family. i think they should hav dabaoed. at least when u dabao, u can eat at home in comfort, not squished like chickens in a can in a small little fast food outlet. so then finally they get 2 tables and guess wat, these tables are far apart. so the poor mother has to run up and down from one table to pass the chicken, back to the other for sauce, the other for napkins and the next for drinks. and this keeps on going. and she almost spilled the drinks. but u cant blame her cos there was no kfc person to help her and she must have gotten frantic. their service totally sux.

then i was eating and these 3 women enter and camp beside my table. i know its alright for them to want to take my table but nooooo their not just camping. they are staring and pointing at my mash potato. i asked them whether they wanted the seats cos we had 2 extra but then they said that they had 3 of them so they could not squeeze. so i said alright and continued eating. and they just stare at my mash potato. this freaked me out. i mean at that moment, i wouldnt hav mind if the gay was there. and they start talking about my mash potato. and my frens couldnt take the pressure and since they were almost done with their meal, they decided to quickly zao. and one of them gives me his mash potato. i mean now i got 2 mash potatoes for them to stare and point at. so i freak out and run out of kfc with chicken smelling hands, 2 mashpotatoes, drinks and my stupid big bag. and my other frens are in macs. so i quickly finish my drink and go to macs. now this is very bad. enterring macs with kfc food. so i pass one mash potato to my fren and we start eating. and the nice service lady comes around. i mean she helps pple find seats, cleans the table, get baby seats, etc and then here she comes and clears our kfc food as well with a smile. at that point i felt like i was the most evil freak! i mean in kfc, u will get killed along with the chickens and they'll make u into popcorn jon at the same price as popcorn chicken. so now i hate kfc to the core.

so if u share my anti-kfc sentiments, go to http://www.openrescue.org/news/kfc.html. here is a website dedicated to bring down kfc cos they think it is cruel. down with kfc! down with their service and their transfat! down with their stoning colonel to make way for seats! zzz. i still think ill be eating kfc soon. but for now, DOWN WITH KFC!

Jonathan Lian blogged @ 6:27 PM