i just realised that on my ptm form, my mother wanted to meet mr. gee and ms hana. lol at spelling. and in life!, they said that chij girls are notoriously EASY! lol at wording.

today was the day of digression. during english, ms hanna was talking about IMF. that has nothing related to shakespeare and about rioting and protesting and that the world bank acutally wanted people to protest against them to hear their views. Before IMF, the common swear word was OMFG! after IMF, the most common swear word now is IMFG (I aM Fired Gah!) and she talked about her silent protesting where they would wear shirts and tape their mouth. then for some reason we went into bush's famous quotes.

bushism:

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child"
"It is white." —after being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like
"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."
"I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army."
"I'm the master of low expectations."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right."
"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!"
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

then she went on to tell us about her japanese pen pal who wrote in her letter that she was coming to singapore and could not wait to have intercourse with her. LOL. i think she used a english translator and actually meant to use the word "conversation". i mean this is soo much worse than engrish.com

during oral comm, mr yeo told us about his wierd fren. i mean this is quite freaky. his fren was actually some math jeenius and then slowly had some mental problems. his fren lost his job and they started providing for him, giving him allowance so that he can buy groceries. instead his fren went to buy plastic sheets and cement to insulate the house. later his fren wanted to knock down a pillar of the apartment. then he whacked a hole in the roof and was peeping into his neightbour's bathroom when his neighbour's daughter was bathing. then the police came in but he did not get arrested as he had some mental problem. later he was given medicine to eat, but since this guy was a jeenius, he read up about the medicine he was eating and so stopped eating it. then later he moved to a flat where he sealed the windows with wooden planks and plastered the whole place. and he even made a denim jacket and baseball cap and lined the inside with metal sheets. he said that he had to do that to prevent the government from shooting him with laser as his metal sheets would deflect it. ??? lol. schizofrenia. and then later he made a jacket out of the inner lining of rubber wheels and wore it for funerals. and when his specs got broken, and they offered to make him new ones, he refused and so made his own by using the old frame and pin-hole method.



and so wherever they went, they would bring thier queer fren around and even though mr yeo said that they were embarrased at being with someone who wore opaque specs with rubber jackets, he said that they never ostracized him. and that is how true friendship should be. his fren died in the stuffy flat of his after police found out that they was a stench coming out of the flat.

Jonathan Lian blogged @ 4:58 PM