the croc hunter died cos a stingray jabbed his heart with its evil poisonous tail and it might have killed him instantly. its quite ironic when u think about it. he has trailed dunno how many much more scarier monsters and when he decided to do something for his daughter, he died cos of a stingray that was just swimming by in the coral reef. and that is y u see everyone with the turtle emoticon, that was just released today (tu). i think it was released to commemorate his death.

and i hav come to realise that paris hilton might actually lose a lot more than wat she actually she gains from the sale of her album. i mean u think about it. coloured posters lining the streets of orchard would cost a bomb, not just for printing but the rent. ITS LITTERALLY AROUND THE WHOLE ORCHARD and it was there like 3 months before the release? i mean thats a few million of advertisement. and think about it. its in singapore. i mean singapore is soo puny. then its like half way across the world from the hilton empire. so imagine. if the whole globe was spread with hilton album posters, and note, THIS IS JUST THE POSTERS. imagine how much she spent on tv ads, magazines and even making the albums itself... i mean she squandering the hilton fortune...think about it.... i think hilton has to sell away one hotel everytime she makes an album.

i hav come up with lame shakespeare jokes.

Who created the Globe? Shakesphere

Who was the most terrifying playwright? Shakesphere cos whenever u heard his name, you would shakes in phere (fear).

Why was his wife supposedly the most beautiful lady at that time? Because Shakesphere always told her to shake her spheres (butt).

Jonathan Lian blogged @ 10:01 PM