if anyone here is clueless, ALpg (Always Lose Playing Game), has appointed me to make up ALnother storys. ALpg is still in its ALpha stages.

In this ALnother story, AL takes on the role of president ALgor of ALmerica. He owns an ALroplane, ALso known as AL-Force 1.

AL's mission? To ALradicate ALl ALqaeda ALl (ALliteration) over ALgeria.

AL flies to ALgeria to confront the ALl-knowing leader of the ALmonds, a rebAL gang. Just when he lands, he meets face to face with the ALl-knowing leader. It is the ALpocalypse. maybe i spelt it wrong. ALny way, AL also doesnt know his ALphabet. ALright lah, its a bit unfair, but AL has no ALternative. he fALed the last time. ALvil has to triumph over greater evil. the leader says "AL-O-AL-Z (dune)". AL uses ALgebra to cALculate the ALngle at which he will ALcupuncture the ALmpits. He takes Alm and ALmost hits. unfortunately, he hits the ALqaeda's ALtar. OH KNOWS WAT AL DOS? he has made an ALrror. i mean wat ALse can he do? ALmost hit but ALmost is never a most. Alright lah, give him some credit lah, he hit the ALtar. the leader gets pissed and ALbacadabra! he turns AL into a Jessica ALba! wait no but AL ALways complains. AL complains. bad mistake. he become ALmadillo. he complain again. bad ALrror. the leader says ALbacadabra! and poofs him into ALmo! at least Jessica ALba was ALright.

However, ALl good things must come to an end. AL has lost the mission. AL fALed. ALmost is never most. AL MAN!

ALso, more stories coming to u ALnother time: AL in the ALps and AL <3 itALia

If u have ALny ALstounding ideas, pls cALl me. thanku

Jonathan Lian blogged @ 10:25 PM