i hav decided wat im going to be.heck the oscar thingy. they said i could only get some potato head job like visual arts exhibit guy. ??? who wants to stand beside a sculpture which isnt even your work and tell everyone how pro it is?

so i shall be as follows:
1. chef (20-until i want to stop)
2. director XD (alongside being a chef)
3. interior designer (30+?)
4. teacher (retired)

yah jobs that dont get u big bucks. but i dont care. i want to be a cook. i hav mastered the art of instant noodles and omelette.

step-by-step 101 how to cook instant jon noodles for dummies (clones can understand this too)

1. take a packet of noodles
2. open the packet of noodles
3. take out the noodles
4. take out the seasoning
5. if there are 2 packets of seasoning, take both out
6. get a big pot
7. fill the big pot with tap water
8. on the stove
9. light the stove
10. put the big pot of water on top
11. let the water boil
12. wait
13. still wait
14. wait longer
15. wait until bubbles form and pot lid is shaking
16. toss the noodles into the boiling pot
17. close the lid
18. 2wait
19. 2still wait
20. 2wait longer
21. wait until the noodles look yellow and shiny
22. get a long chopstick and prod the noodles
23. prod
24. still prod
25. prod more
26. prod until the noodles is breakable
27. get a megachopstick
28. take out a big blue bowl
29. pull out all the noodles in the pot into the big blue bowl
30. pour away the remaining noodly water
31. fill the big pot again with tap water
32. put it back on the stove
33. let the water boil
34. 3wait
35. 3still wait
36. 3wait longer
37. 2wait until bubbles form and pot lid is shaking
38. pour in all the seasoning (tasting might be required if u dont like it salty)
39. pour the soup into the big blue bowl
40. get a pair of matching blue chopsticks

[egg extras]

41. if u want egg, then go fridge get one
42. crack it over the pot during the soup stage
43. be sure not to crack the shells in
44. and poof u hav uh white stuff floating around

[vege extras]

45. if u want vege, then go fridge get some
46. dump it into the pot during soup stage
47. cover lid
48. 4wait
49. 4still wait
50. 4wait longer
51. remove it and put into your big blue bowl
52. AND EAT!!!

how to cook instant noodles (concise version)

all u need are steps 7, 11, 16, 29, 31, 33, 38, 39

yay. my first recipe. i think if i do enuf, i can make a cookbook. zzz. i shall end my dummy guide. more posts later for more guides for dummys (clones can understand too). i shall make a director and interior designer guide too. or wait maybe i can be a guide maker!!! yah man. so now i hav 5 jobs in mind.

Jonathan Lian blogged @ 2:37 PM