seeing that the last ALpg was a fALure, ALpg presents yet ALnother story.

The Great ALscape

mission: AL is a prisoner in ALcatraz, just off the coast of cALifornia.

In the previous ALpisode, the ALl-knowing ALder of the ALqaeda had sentenced AL to being an ALmo. AL was thrown into the sALvation army when they found him lying on the road side on Elm (ALm) street. a snatch thief raided sALvation army and found AL inside the "to be shipped to ALaska". he was caught red handed trying to steal the ALmo and he was thrown in ALcatraz, bringing ALmo along.

ALcatraz prison was cold and desolate. they taught u the ALphabet, let u read ELLE (AL) magazine, ALso allowed u to wear cALvin klein underwear. but life was terrible. until ALmo realised that the prisoner to the cell on his right was ALctually the ALqaeda ALder. OH KNOWS WAT AL DOS? AL thot, i hav to get out of this cELL (AL). hmm. then AL go say to the ALder, "hey, i know u from the ALumni of ALqaeda! y dont u turn me to an ALbatross?" so the ALder did ALbacadabra! and ALmo became an ALbatross. "HAHAHA! AL-O-AL-Z u nubcake! i can go free now by flying through the window grA(i)L at the top!" so ALbatross became very ALrrogant and just as he was about to ALscape, he got shot by a SU-100 AL gun (a reAL type of gun) and died. u know who die? AL die!

more ideas? diAL my home!

more scandALous stories: AL and the love triALngle, involving TKAL, itALia and ALrika

Jonathan Lian blogged @ 6:36 PM