lol im not going to kill it. i guess everyone's right. dont need to kill it and just continue blogging. so i hav decided to START A NEW BLOG! zzz no lifer. so with my proded lameness, uh i made a riddle so that u can find the new blog.
epitath to the dieded blog:
my blog has just died, to many it would seem, just like a "lonely snowflake", lost in a dream but hidden in the tapestry, a jutting out seam, a clue which shines brighter than light from a beam
all the stories u see here are very very lame some are still alright, but most are much better to flame i changed the url, it's my fault, thus i'll take the blame so don't just treat this like a joke, treat it like a game.
let's go back to nursery, the letters that u learnt, and think about campbell soup, your tongue it always burnt. the first word starts with "h", and ends with the letter "t", you burnt your tongue by just consuming word number 3 and word 2 it starts with "a" and also ends with "t" to solve this word you'll need to know your "a", "b" and "c", word 3 is easy to solve, it's something you can scoop, starts with "s" and ends with "p", it rhymes with the word "loop".
so if you've found the link, i think u deserve a ginko*, congratulations to you, you've won the game bingo!
*note gingkos are eaten to improve intel
xd so pro! yah so if u can guess then u go to my new blog and tag on the board first, u win an ICECREAM!
My AL stories hav incured the wrath of yudong and han who are pissed cos it is a pirated version of their ALpg.
"whats the point of blogging?" i blog to write stories about my life. its fun. i hav no idea y weirong is pissed. if wat i write pisses pple off then its better not blogging. afterall weirong say i phail at blogging. i cant write. i feel sad now. i cant complain cos his blog is beter than mine. i dont think anyone wants to read anymore. i guess i shall delete this blog in 2 days time then. this will be my first emo entry and my last (lol emo pun). and anyway there are so many new blogs so it wont make a difference. maybe i might start blogging again some other time.
xd byebye thank u for visiting and tagging and bearing with my lame crap. it has been fun :)
its going to die in 2 days so pls say your last byebyes.
LOL. today was our first 2 CT papers. English and chinese.ooo.i had spent a few days studying the stupid ci2 yu3 when it was only 5 marks!!! i was like wth! 4 days of studying, i know some pple who dont even need to study and get all correct, and all it is is 5 marks. not even 10? and then i got 1 wrong. so 4 marks? WASTE OF TIME MAN!!! and the 造句 so hard. 切磋 who go mug 切磋. i should hav memorised the 造句. i actually stuied it but ignored the thingy. damn. so i wrote: (uh i think got problem seeing the chinese characters)
小红看到他小弟弟被欺负,感到很切磋.
that is soooo off. and for 自相矛盾, i go write:
小明和小华说的话自相矛盾,我不知道要相信谁.
zzz. but the close passage and comprehension were relatively easy.
english was fine. good thing i didnt study anything but court trial. and yuhsuen told me to pump EVERYTHING into shylock, meaning his character and memorise all shylock quotes.
"to bait fish with AL, if it will feed nothing, it will feed my revenge!!! yarrr i so fat!"
disclaimer: the ALnother story series are not part of the original ALpg so i am most sorry for anyone who has been hurt and distressed due to this lack of information. i do not belong to ALcorp and so am not under the jurisdiction of dongdong.
and the funny happening of the day. WE HAD 1 hour recess. yay so then we all went to rjc to eat recess. rjc was having open house and so A LOT of pple were everywhere. the best part was that they got a milo van!!! yay free milo for everyone. zm was a bit uh high yah. rjc was flooded pple. so then on some super random note. zm tell wr to go climb over the railing. now u see the railing isnt blocking anyone. u can just walk AROUND the railing. it takes 3 steps to walk AROUND the railing. so i hav no idea y they climbed. so then wr taller mah so he climb fast. then zm was trying to jump over it at one go. many failed attempts cos maybe it is a bit high. and just when he was about to climb over, a teacher walks by and asked zm infront of EVERYONE (including the flood of girls) y he doesnt want to walk around the railing which would only require 3 steps. LOL zm got super embarrased and walk around the railing which took him 3 steps.
on another super jack note, we all bought the mixed rice store and were sitting down when this guy suddenly laughed and shouted damn loud throughout the whole canteen, "HAHA HE GO AND BUY MILO!"! lol jack man. theres a milo van parked there and here is a guy who buys canned milo from the machine. lol.
on another super yummy note, nige brought brownie samples! owned. they were so good. homemade and chewy and crispy and nutty. YUM! nige said it was for all of us to sample so that next time his sister will sell us.
seeing that the last ALpg was a fALure, ALpg presents yet ALnother story.
The Great ALscape
mission: AL is a prisoner in ALcatraz, just off the coast of cALifornia.
In the previous ALpisode, the ALl-knowing ALder of the ALqaeda had sentenced AL to being an ALmo. AL was thrown into the sALvation army when they found him lying on the road side on Elm (ALm) street. a snatch thief raided sALvation army and found AL inside the "to be shipped to ALaska". he was caught red handed trying to steal the ALmo and he was thrown in ALcatraz, bringing ALmo along.
ALcatraz prison was cold and desolate. they taught u the ALphabet, let u read ELLE (AL) magazine, ALso allowed u to wear cALvin klein underwear. but life was terrible. until ALmo realised that the prisoner to the cell on his right was ALctually the ALqaeda ALder. OH KNOWS WAT AL DOS? AL thot, i hav to get out of this cELL (AL). hmm. then AL go say to the ALder, "hey, i know u from the ALumni of ALqaeda! y dont u turn me to an ALbatross?" so the ALder did ALbacadabra! and ALmo became an ALbatross. "HAHAHA! AL-O-AL-Z u nubcake! i can go free now by flying through the window grA(i)L at the top!" so ALbatross became very ALrrogant and just as he was about to ALscape, he got shot by a SU-100 AL gun (a reAL type of gun) and died. u know who die? AL die!
more ideas? diAL my home!
more scandALous stories: AL and the love triALngle, involving TKAL, itALia and ALrika
if anyone here is clueless, ALpg (Always Lose Playing Game), has appointed me to make up ALnother storys. ALpg is still in its ALpha stages.
In this ALnother story, AL takes on the role of president ALgor of ALmerica. He owns an ALroplane, ALso known as AL-Force 1.
AL's mission? To ALradicate ALl ALqaeda ALl (ALliteration) over ALgeria.
AL flies to ALgeria to confront the ALl-knowing leader of the ALmonds, a rebAL gang. Just when he lands, he meets face to face with the ALl-knowing leader. It is the ALpocalypse. maybe i spelt it wrong. ALny way, AL also doesnt know his ALphabet. ALright lah, its a bit unfair, but AL has no ALternative. he fALed the last time. ALvil has to triumph over greater evil. the leader says "AL-O-AL-Z (dune)". AL uses ALgebra to cALculate the ALngle at which he will ALcupuncture the ALmpits. He takes Alm and ALmost hits. unfortunately, he hits the ALqaeda's ALtar. OH KNOWS WAT AL DOS? he has made an ALrror. i mean wat ALse can he do? ALmost hit but ALmost is never a most. Alright lah, give him some credit lah, he hit the ALtar. the leader gets pissed and ALbacadabra! he turns AL into a Jessica ALba! wait no but AL ALways complains. AL complains. bad mistake. he become ALmadillo. he complain again. bad ALrror. the leader says ALbacadabra! and poofs him into ALmo! at least Jessica ALba was ALright.
However, ALl good things must come to an end. AL has lost the mission. AL fALed. ALmost is never most. AL MAN!
ALso, more stories coming to u ALnother time: AL in the ALps and AL <3 itALia
If u have ALny ALstounding ideas, pls cALl me. thanku
google has officially bought youtube for 1.6 billion! so now like google owns everything nice. yay. goo google! i bet they going into swimwear soon. goggle! or gossip paparazi magazines like goggler. or maybe blogging like googler. or they might just buy over the game boggler. or create mattresses like snoogler. or go into baking and make apple shroodlers. i shall stop fantasizing.
one day, jon65, living in the alternate reality of dimension 634, happened to study in RI, a mythical school in a magical land called Singapore. on this very day, he was held back after school to go listen to lectures. jon65 was dying of hunger. but wait no jon65 had to live. or else jon0balls-jon999999balls would all die. so then jon perseveres. finally it ends. jon65 had to go home. he was dying.
so jon65 goes to the bus stop with joel60 and rus23. just as they are crossing the road, 157, the legendary bus number that would bring u to Greater Clementi, passed by. jon65 suaned them and laughed. rus23 gets pissed. so joel60 says lets have ice-cream, my treat. so they all buy 60 cents icecream. and the auntieatthecounter39 says goodafternoon. so joel60 says goodafternoon too. just as they walked out of the kiosk, they see 93, the rustic pass by. and so joel60 and rus23 laugh at jon65.
all of them go to the bus stop. the ice cream drips continuous. then another 157 comes. joel60 and rus23 dont flag it cos they havent finished their icecream. jon65 laughs. they force jon65 to skip a 93 too. budden in a few minutes another 157 comes. NOW A TOTAL OF 3 157s IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES! jon65 gets pissed. they leave without him. jon65 is still waiting for 93. YET ANOTHER 157 flies by. and jon65 waits and waits. zzz. the ice cream that has dripped on the floor has evaporated. it has been 40 minutes. ANOTHER BLAH DI 157 goes by!!! nerf! jon65 is about to kill himself. finally a 93 comes after 50 minutes.
haiz. morning assembly ended super late again. on monday just before p.e. and then our block is so damn far. its like 4 minutes to run there. 2 minutes to climb the stairs. 5 minutes to change. 2 minutes to run down. 4 minutes to run back to astro. and we were released at 8+ cos there was a new rule that pple had to go pick up their bags from the steps before we could go. meaning that we left astro at 8.00.
you know the second floor when u go below the clock tower, water was dripping from the top so i pushed a rubbish bin below it cos it was splashing everywhere. then i got flamed lor. lol. nige poked my head. han say wat happen if it fill until rubbish bin overflow and then whack my tummy and ben was saying i was spastic. zzz. that took 1 minute. and we were strolling back so that took 6 minutes. so in total. lets count.
8.00 + 1 + 6 + 2 + 5 + 2 + 4 = 8.20
woops it didnt add rite. so anyway well we reach astro at 8.15+. and mr eng wasnt there! he went to check on his class to see who got gastric flu. so that meant when he went down and then ask us to go get equipt and do all the stuff, it was 8.30 liddat. then the astro was sooo crowded that we only got one small space. meaning that only 1 match could be played at a time, so only 2 matches!!! nerf. and that was our last softball lesson! nerf again. p.e. on mondays are sad.
quote of the day: [when mr eng say got no more p.e. after monday, and nige said why? mr eng said]
"why? why? u are high in the sky, got bird sh*t in your eye!" LOL owned
nowadays teachers like to say sh*t. whenever we talk, mr jee calls it verbal diarrhea. and said we could not eat and sh*t at the same time.
sad fact of the day:
from now on, we cannot go to rjc for recess liao as we will be late.
everyone repeat after me 10 times:
from now on, we cannot go to rjc for recess liao as we will be late. from now on, we cannot go to rjc for recess liao as we will be late. from now on, we cannot go to rjc for recess liao as we will be late. from now on, we cannot go to rjc for recess liao as we will be late. from now on, we cannot go to rjc for recess liao as we will be late. from now on, we cannot go to rjc for recess liao as we will be late. from now on, we cannot go to rjc for recess liao as we will be late. from now on, we cannot go to rjc for recess liao as we will be late. from now on, we cannot go to rjc for recess liao as we will be late. from now on, we cannot go to rjc for recess liao as we will be late.
fun fact of the day: green tea effect causes global warming.
note: its "house" instead of "tea". in fact green tea "cools" u down.
Meself
Name: Jonathan Lian
Age: 18 (i wish -.-) I'm only 14 lah...
Country: Singapore living in some ulu place
Email: ME :) Sport: SOFTBALL owns all butt
Hair colour: Black
Height: 160cm and growing
What i want to be when i grow up: A CHEF!!! at some nice chinese takeaway
